Um, zombie merchandice. T-shirts, mugs, hats, oh my.

Zombies Anonymous
Zombies Anonymous

Cover of the novel Zombies Anonymous.

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Zombies: Get a life
Zombies: Get a life

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

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Zombies: Eat me
Zombies: Eat me

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

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Zombies: Take a dirt nap
Zombies: Take a dirt nap

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

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Zombies: Can't live with, can't...
Zombies: Can't live with, can't...

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern. In this story zombies can only be 'killed' by high temperature incineration.

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Zombies: Cant get it up
Zombies: Cant get it up

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

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Zombies: Can't do it...
Zombies: Can't do it...

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

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You can buy, if you wish, various products adorned with Zombies Anonymous book cover or sayings from the book used by zombie-phobes such as 'zombies: Take a dirt nap'. These products, such as t-shirts, mugs, phone covers, mouse mats and so forth are available on an external site. Just click the image to have a look.