Um, zombie merchandice. T-shirts, mugs, hats, oh my.

Zombies Anonymous
Zombies Anonymous

Cover of the novel Zombies Anonymous.

Zombies: Get a life
Zombies: Get a life

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

Zombies: Eat me
Zombies: Eat me

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

Zombies: Take a dirt nap
Zombies: Take a dirt nap

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

Zombies: Can't live with, can't...
Zombies: Can't live with, can't...

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern. In this story zombies can only be 'killed' by high temperature incineration.

Zombies: Cant get it up
Zombies: Cant get it up

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

Zombies: Can't do it...
Zombies: Can't do it...

In the novel Zombies Anonymous, zombiephobes use provocative bumper stickers to express their concern.

You can buy, if you wish, various products adorned with Zombies Anonymous book cover or sayings from the book used by zombie-phobes such as 'zombies: Take a dirt nap'. These products, such as t-shirts, mugs, phone covers, mouse mats and so forth are available on an external site. Just click the image to have a look.